香港 HongKong

居民抗议贴  demonstration against housing policy

广州  GuangZhou

恕我浅薄,第一次见这玩意  first time I saw this thingy

鱼山  YuShan

一个不为人知的小山村,风景可与桂林媲美
a humble secluded village. its scenic beauty overshadows the other famous landmarks in China.

民间功夫大师  young Kungfu mater

景德镇 JingDeZhen

有效利用资源，步行街的铜人被拿来晒被子
The monument in e pedestrian zone is used by the residents to dry the quilt.

猜猜这是啥 (答案页底)  guess what this is? (answer @ e bottom)

景德镇路灯都是瓷的，不愧是capital of china
the capital of china (not China) is full of china. even the road lamps are made from china

半透明薄胎瓷，可惜太脆不宜携带，要不可以弄个回来给偶家仓鼠提高居住条件
e super-thin china. it is translucent under the light.

杨湾和月亮湖 YangWan and YueLiang Lake

拍摄者居心不良，蓄意少拍几个字

饲养员说昨晚看家的狗狗钻进孔雀笼，双方各显神通一夜大战200会合，早上起来就这德行了
the farmer's dog sneaked into the peacock hive in the hush of the night and this is his works

上海 Shanghai

偶以前最喜欢的饮料之一，可惜国内不卖白葡萄味的
Totem of my favorite drink

上海磁悬浮速度太快,小鸟都躲不及,车头上是某遇害小鸟尸体
in the pit is the smudge of an unfortunate bird after a head-on collision with the superfast maglev

寻思进去观摩下结果被骗了1块钱，如果这个是3星NUS基本上所有厕所都是6星
e 3 star toilet

20万买颗白菜，你下的了口么？
200k for a cabbage!

城管又来突击外滩了！来不及跑，怎么办？没问题，大师我把赃物变没，然后叼根烟假装看风景，嘿嘿
The town petrol is here to catch the unlicensed roaming stalls

And here is where they hide their goods

发现国内旅馆人员混杂，服务种类怪诞，实在不想让把自己的衣服跟其他莫名人士的混洗，最后不得不买个塑料盆自力更生，此盆后被我一路携带最后带回抚顺 ，还好带的晾衣服绳够长，洗完衣服舒舒服服看世界杯。
Washing my own clothes in e hotel to ensure hygiene

西安 XiAn

邻里纠纷，居然拿人家祖坟的碑石腌肉
this guy's 16 ancestral tomb stones were stolen by his neighbor, who used them to ferment pork

字写得真不错，丐帮不愧卧虎藏龙呵！
really nice Chinese calligraphy!

牛人不带任何安全设备在五楼修窗户，看架势轻功了得，可媲美奥运平衡木冠军
this hunk's got balls

浇上热水就撒尿的小孩
the boy pees when hot water is poured onto his head

两位艺术家互动中，一个给对方捏面人，一个给对方画肖像
making a portrait of each other with their own mastery

圣斗士5小强   e 5 hunks in Saint Seiya

踩高跷翻跟头   stilt masters

古人的高级澡盆，现在看来比较像井盖被撬了的马葫芦
high-class bathtub in the ancient time

在兵马俑展览馆看到国大校友的名字 gift from NUS alumnum in the Museum of Terra Cotta Warriors

华山 Mount Hua

华山上一个巨大的路标，醒目地写着英文别字  glaring typo

据说是最复杂的中国字  the most complicated Chinese character

本来是当一张艺术照片拍的，回来细看发现老爷爷忘拉拉链了 :P
This photo looks fairly artistic if you didn't notice that he has forgotten to zip up

不是偶故意违规，华山最危险的几处地方已成为游客最爱，石头下面是万丈深渊，可体验瞬间砰然心悸的感觉
ventured into e forbidden zone

一番攀爬抵达鹞子翻身，过程很像2年前参加NUS珠穆朗玛峰队第一次集训的内容，另一位男生也是国大的小同学，不知有没有人能认出来
We have conquered Cliff Willet after 20 minutes' climbing

成都 ChengDu

成都很多地方上饭都用这种器皿，我一次见马上想到“饭桶”一词
Rice Bucket used in ChengDu. In Chinese rice bucket also means an imbecile or a "Git" in British english.

成都杜甫草堂看到另一知名国大校友
photos of another NUS alumnum displayed in DuFu Museum

九寨沟 JiuZhaiGou

九寨沟的盘山路，上山后很多人从睡梦中惊醒发现自己已然躺在地板上了
highly dangerous mountain road

这个猛，某阿姨的包包掉到九寨沟的水里了，伊拎一超大树枝从上游一直追到出口处。九寨沟游客不是一般的多，且只有一条很窄的木板路，她 逆向追击困难重重，差点把几位单薄的游客推到水里。该阿姨体力很好，从2公里外的上游开始就跟包包一直保持匀速和恒定距离，希望最后能赶超并取回。
the unlucky madam dropped her bag in the water. she chased a few kilometers from the top of the mountain all the way to the downstream, holding a huge stick in her hand.

羌族(该少数民族男女职责与通常人类社会相反,女的干活,男的则要把几项技能练好,包括抽烟、喝酒、打牌等)妹妹说：“你们汉族是一夫一妻，我们羌族是一妻一夫，而且终身制，如果妻子去世了，丈夫不能再嫁，如果丈夫去世了，妻子也不能再娶”听得我们满头大汗
in this tribe, women work and men slack

黄龙

为了15块生活费要把建筑材料从海拔2200的入口搬到3800的山顶
from an altitude of 2200m to 3800m, all for 15 bucks

每个角度看到不一样的字，住hall的可以考虑弄个小的摆摆门面
the plate looks different from different angels

回来路上看到翻车了，九寨沟的山路果然危险
as said, highly dangerous mountain roads. on our way back we saw an accident

北京  Beijing

北京常见的交通意外，刚下火车就看见了，貌似出租车质量不太好，后箱基本报废，拆一拆可以当半截美用。
the car got crashed almost like a paper carton

王府井的美食  exotic food in WangFuJing

据介绍是北京俊男美女最多的学校，偶一同学正在该校酝酿幸福，那手势啥意思不言而喻
the school with the most number of beautiful girls in Beijing. e monument is self-explanatory

这个绝对要顶  China!

故乡抚顺  My Hometown FuShun

这种组合实在有创意   men's creativity knows no bounds

美丽的抚顺东公园  e Charm of e FuShun East Park

名副其实的垂柳  e trees r thirst for a dip in e emrald-like water

比"别碰我，烦着呢"还牛   "Don't touch me! I will bite you!"

抚顺最具代表性的毛毛虫
The most common caterpillar in FuShun

没想到现在还能在市中心看到这个  it's an exotic surprise to see this still on the road

涂鸦满墙，这在新加坡得多少鞭阿
these will earn the graffiti drawer at least 5 cane strokes in Singapore

东北最受推崇美食之一
silkworm chrysalis! the most savoring delicacy in Northern China!

抚顺实验小学，约20年前偶在这个球台(当年还是全水泥的)与王楠学姐交手数次
My primary school. 20 years ago i played dauntlessly against Wangnan over this table-tennis table

为了促进不同楼洞两单元间互通而架设的桥梁，两边为我姥家和我大舅家，这次回去利用学过的civil engineering知识将其进一步加固，看来lecture时候没白睡觉。
a self-made fly-over to link up my grandma's home an my uncle's home, which are located in separate units

某孔雀趁管理员上厕所把2元钱一包的饲料吃个七零八落
as the manager went for a toilette break, the peacock jumped onto the table and helped himself with the packed food (which are sold to the tourists at 2 bucks per pack)

凤凰  Phoenix City

全裸写真   Playboy

奥运之民间五小强吉祥物  The 5 Auspicious Totems of Olympics